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An earthen mother is a person who thinks finding themselves is the same as yelling at a tree. They wear burlap like it’s a fashion statement and think microwaves are the devil’s best friend.
"I tried meditating with butterflies, but they kept laughing at me.", @EarthenKara
"I wore burlap to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was going camping.", @NatureNazi
"I got yelled at by a tree. It was the worst.", @FlailingHands
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An earthen mother is someone who wears so many bangles they look like a snake had a bracelet party. They think the environment is sacred and will protest a dump like it’s a holy war.
"I wore my bangles to a protest. The cops thought I was a wizard.", @SerpentineBangles
"I tried to meditate with butterflies. They just fluttered away.", @KaraTheKara
"I told my mom she was a tree. She said I was a waste of oxygen.", @EarthenMother
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An earthen mother is a person who thinks microwaves are evil and will yell at you if you use one. They live in a nest of rhododendrons and think the snare drum is the only thing that understands them.
"I used a microwave. My mother yelled at me like I stole her lunch.", @MicrowaveEnemy
"I live in a rhododendron. It’s cozy, but my neighbors are loud.", @NestOfRho
"My snare drum is my best friend. It doesn’t judge me.", @SnareDrum
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An earthen mother is someone who thinks finding themselves is the same as screaming at the sky. They have a huge amount of respect for nature and will protest even if no one is watching.
"I screamed at the sky. It didn’t answer. I was disappointed.", @SkyScreamer
"I protested a dump by myself. No one showed up. I was a hero.", @YellowstoneWarrior
"I think the snare drum is my soul. I don’t know why.", @SoulDrum
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An earthen mother is a person who wears burlap and thinks it’s fancy. They live in a nest of rhododendrons and think the snare drum is the only thing that makes sense.
"I wore burlap to a party. No one knew what to do.", @BurlapBro
"My nest is so big, my neighbors think it’s a new house.", @RhodoNest
"The snare drum is the only thing that understands me. I’m grateful.", @DrumBro
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An earthen mother is someone who thinks the environment is sacred and will protest even if it’s just them and a tree. They think the snare drum is their soul and will yell at you if you use a microwave.
"I protested with a tree. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.", @TreeProtester
"I think the snare drum is my soul. I don’t know why.", @SoulDrum
"I used a microwave. My mother yelled at me. I’m a bad person.", @MicrowaveEnemy
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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