earthen mother
An earthen mother is a person who wears burlap and thinks it’s fancy. They live in a nest of rhododendrons and think the snare drum is the only thing that makes sense.
"I wore burlap to a party. No one knew what to do.", @BurlapBro
"My nest is so big, my neighbors think it’s a new house.", @RhodoNest
"The snare drum is the only thing that understands me. I’m grateful.", @DrumBro