earthen mother
An earthen mother is someone who thinks the environment is sacred and will protest even if it’s just them and a tree. They think the snare drum is their soul and will yell at you if you use a microwave.
"I protested with a tree. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.", @TreeProtester
"I think the snare drum is my soul. I don’t know why.", @SoulDrum
"I used a microwave. My mother yelled at me. I’m a bad person.", @MicrowaveEnemy