earthen mother
An earthen mother is a person who thinks finding themselves is the same as yelling at a tree. They wear burlap like it’s a fashion statement and think microwaves are the devil’s best friend.
"I tried meditating with butterflies, but they kept laughing at me.", @EarthenKara
"I wore burlap to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was going camping.", @NatureNazi
"I got yelled at by a tree. It was the worst.", @FlailingHands