earthen mother
An earthen mother is someone who wears so many bangles they look like a snake had a bracelet party. They think the environment is sacred and will protest a dump like it’s a holy war.
"I wore my bangles to a protest. The cops thought I was a wizard.", @SerpentineBangles
"I tried to meditate with butterflies. They just fluttered away.", @KaraTheKara
"I told my mom she was a tree. She said I was a waste of oxygen.", @EarthenMother