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Going to Value City and seeing the bathroom marked with a big red banner that says 'WARNING: DO NOT CROSS' because some guy got murdered in there. You walk in and it's like a lake of poop with hair and gum in it. Some guy tries to poop on top of the mess while a dad and his kid look at you like you’re a monster.

I walked into Value City and the bathroom looked like a crime scene. I pooped on top of the mess and a dad screamed at me.

The bathroom was so gross, I brought a mop with me just in case.

I saw the warning, ignored it, and now my shoes smell like a dead raccoon.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you spread goop like ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, or any weird combo on your sandwich like it's a crime scene.

I put so much mayo on my sandwich, it looked like a greasy crime scene.

My sandwich had catsup, mustard, and hot sauce. It looked like a murder happened on my plate.

I ate a sandwich that looked like a messy toddler’s breakfast.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Using three fingers covered in sweat and cheese from your butt crack to slap someone’s upper lip. Best when the guy has a mustache and it’s like a greasy love letter from hell.

I smacked my friend’s face with my greasy fingers and he cried like a baby.

He had a mustache, and I slapped it with my butt crack. It was glorious.

I used my sweaty fingers to slap my dad’s face. He looked like he just saw a ghost.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you get stuck using your non-dominant hand to wipe your butt. You drop toilet paper in the toilet, poop on your hand, and scream like a mad man.

I used my left hand to wipe and dropped toilet paper in the toilet. I screamed like I was on fire.

I wiped the wrong way and my hand got covered in poop. I cried like a baby.

I had no idea how to use my left hand. The toilet paper clogged the toilet, and I screamed like a banshee.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you’re so messed up in the bathroom that you scream for someone else to wipe your butt because you’re too lazy or too gross to do it yourself.

I screamed for my mom to wipe my butt because I looked like a dead raccoon.

I was so gross, I called my brother in to wipe my butt. He cried.

I was covered in poop and screamed for my dad to save me.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago