A Smeary - When you spread goop like ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce,

When you spread goop like ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, or any weird combo on your sandwich like it's a crime scene.

I put so much mayo on my sandwich, it looked like a greasy crime scene.

My sandwich had catsup, mustard, and hot sauce. It looked like a murder happened on my plate.

I ate a sandwich that looked like a messy toddler’s breakfast.