A Smeary
Using three fingers covered in sweat and cheese from your butt crack to slap someone’s upper lip. Best when the guy has a mustache and it’s like a greasy love letter from hell.
I smacked my friend’s face with my greasy fingers and he cried like a baby.
He had a mustache, and I slapped it with my butt crack. It was glorious.
I used my sweaty fingers to slap my dad’s face. He looked like he just saw a ghost.