A Smeary - When you’re so messed up in the bathroom that you scream for

When you’re so messed up in the bathroom that you scream for someone else to wipe your butt because you’re too lazy or too gross to do it yourself.

I screamed for my mom to wipe my butt because I looked like a dead raccoon.

I was so gross, I called my brother in to wipe my butt. He cried.

I was covered in poop and screamed for my dad to save me.