A Smeary - When you get stuck using your non-dominant hand to wipe your

When you get stuck using your non-dominant hand to wipe your butt. You drop toilet paper in the toilet, poop on your hand, and scream like a mad man.

I used my left hand to wipe and dropped toilet paper in the toilet. I screamed like I was on fire.

I wiped the wrong way and my hand got covered in poop. I cried like a baby.

I had no idea how to use my left hand. The toilet paper clogged the toilet, and I screamed like a banshee.