A Smeary
Going to Value City and seeing the bathroom marked with a big red banner that says 'WARNING: DO NOT CROSS' because some guy got murdered in there. You walk in and it's like a lake of poop with hair and gum in it. Some guy tries to poop on top of the mess while a dad and his kid look at you like you’re a monster.
I walked into Value City and the bathroom looked like a crime scene. I pooped on top of the mess and a dad screamed at me.
The bathroom was so gross, I brought a mop with me just in case.
I saw the warning, ignored it, and now my shoes smell like a dead raccoon.