Laffertitty

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A tiny guy who acts like he’s the king of the world and talks trash to anyone who dares look at him. He’s always wearing a hat that looks like it was stolen from a giant.
"You better watch out, I’m gonna laugh at your face till it turns pink.", Laffertitty to a kid in the lunch line.
"Why is your hat so big? Did you borrow it from a giant?", A classmate asking him.
"You look like you were born from a science experiment gone wrong.", A girl at the mall.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy so short he looks like he’s been stepped on. He thinks he’s cool and has a thing for girls who look like they were born from a geek and a hot mess.
"I’m not short, I’m just finely tuned.", Laffertitty in the hallway.
"You look like you could be related to a nerd and a disaster.", A guy at the store.
"You’re like a tiny version of a mad scientist.", A friend at a party.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A little man who thinks he’s the bomb and has a soft spot for girls who look like they were made in a lab. He’s also the reason why hats are sometimes too big for people.
"I’m not little, I’m just a genius in disguise.", Laffertitty at the mall.
"You look like you were born from a math problem and a beauty pageant.", A guy at the coffee shop.
"Your hat is so big it could hold a whole family.", A girl at the library.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A short guy who thinks he’s the most important person ever and is always trying to flirt with girls who look like they were made in a science lab. He’s also the reason why hats are sometimes too big for people.
"I’m not short, I’m just a little bit extra.", Laffertitty in the hallway.
"You look like you were born from a nerd and a beauty contest.", A guy at the gym.
"Your hat is so big it looks like it was stolen from a giant.", A girl at the school.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A tiny man who talks trash to everyone and has a thing for girls who look like they were born from a science experiment. He’s also the reason why hats are sometimes way too big.
"I’m not tiny, I’m just the king of the tiny people.", Laffertitty at the lunch table.
"You look like you were born from a nerd and a hot mess.", A guy at the store.
"Your hat is so big it could fit a whole class.", A friend at the party.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A short guy who acts like he’s the most important person in the world and is always flirting with girls who look like they were born from a geek and a beauty pageant. He’s also the reason why hats are sometimes too big.
"I’m not short, I’m just a little bit epic.", Laffertitty in the hallway.
"You look like you were born from a science experiment and a hot mess.", A guy at the library.
"Your hat is so big it looks like it was stolen from a giant.", A girl at the mall.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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