Laffertitty
A little man who thinks he’s the bomb and has a soft spot for girls who look like they were made in a lab. He’s also the reason why hats are sometimes too big for people.
"I’m not little, I’m just a genius in disguise.", Laffertitty at the mall.
"You look like you were born from a math problem and a beauty pageant.", A guy at the coffee shop.
"Your hat is so big it could hold a whole family.", A girl at the library.