Laffertitty
A guy so short he looks like he’s been stepped on. He thinks he’s cool and has a thing for girls who look like they were born from a geek and a hot mess.
"I’m not short, I’m just finely tuned.", Laffertitty in the hallway.
"You look like you could be related to a nerd and a disaster.", A guy at the store.
"You’re like a tiny version of a mad scientist.", A friend at a party.