Laffertitty
A tiny man who talks trash to everyone and has a thing for girls who look like they were born from a science experiment. He’s also the reason why hats are sometimes way too big.
"I’m not tiny, I’m just the king of the tiny people.", Laffertitty at the lunch table.
"You look like you were born from a nerd and a hot mess.", A guy at the store.
"Your hat is so big it could fit a whole class.", A friend at the party.