Laffertitty
A short guy who acts like he’s the most important person in the world and is always flirting with girls who look like they were born from a geek and a beauty pageant. He’s also the reason why hats are sometimes too big.
"I’m not short, I’m just a little bit epic.", Laffertitty in the hallway.
"You look like you were born from a science experiment and a hot mess.", A guy at the library.
"Your hat is so big it looks like it was stolen from a giant.", A girl at the mall.