Jackwilly

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A guy who shacks up with anything that moves and has a pulse. He doesn't care if it's a person, a dog, or a chicken wearing a crown.

My cousin dated a goat. And a pizza delivery guy. And my aunt's dog. He's a jackwilly.

I saw him in the mall. He was making out with a parrot. And it was wearing sunglasses.

He texted me: 'Just broke up with my third wife. Now I'm dating a cow.'

A man who can't keep his pants zipped. He goes from one thing to another like a madman with a whoopee cushion.

He had five girlfriends at once. And a raccoon. I swear.

His DMs are full of pictures of him with a horse. And a donut.

He told me, 'I just had a baby with my neighbor's cat. It's a jackwilly now.'

A guy who's so horny, he'll sleep with anything that blinks. Even if it's a sock with a face.

He married a cow. And a robot. And a hot dog. He's a jackwilly.

He texted me: 'I just had sex with my neighbor's goldfish. It was wild.'

He told his mom, 'I'm not coming home. I found a new girlfriend. She's a goat.'

A man who's got more sexual partners than a pizza has slices. And some of them are not even alive.

He said he had sex with a ghost. And a toaster. And my dog. He's a jackwilly.

He posted a video of him making out with a chicken. And it was wearing a hat.

He told his friend, 'I just had a kid with my sister's cat. It's going to be a jackwilly.'

A guy who's got more lovers than a king. And some of them are not even human. Or even real.

He had a baby with a cow. And a robot. And my uncle's goldfish.

He texted me: 'I just had sex with a donut. It was good.'

He told me, 'I'm dating a chicken now. And it's got a job.'

A man who doesn't know the meaning of 'no.' He'll sleep with anything. Even a sock if it's got a personality.

He married a goat. And a robot. And my cousin's goldfish.

He told me, 'I just had a baby with my neighbor's dog. It's going to be a jackwilly.'

He posted a video of him making out with a chicken. And it was wearing sunglasses.