Jackwilly
A man who doesn't know the meaning of 'no.' He'll sleep with anything. Even a sock if it's got a personality.
He married a goat. And a robot. And my cousin's goldfish.
He told me, 'I just had a baby with my neighbor's dog. It's going to be a jackwilly.'
He posted a video of him making out with a chicken. And it was wearing sunglasses.