Jackwilly
A guy who shacks up with anything that moves and has a pulse. He doesn't care if it's a person, a dog, or a chicken wearing a crown.
My cousin dated a goat. And a pizza delivery guy. And my aunt's dog. He's a jackwilly.
I saw him in the mall. He was making out with a parrot. And it was wearing sunglasses.
He texted me: 'Just broke up with my third wife. Now I'm dating a cow.'