Jackwilly
A man who can't keep his pants zipped. He goes from one thing to another like a madman with a whoopee cushion.
He had five girlfriends at once. And a raccoon. I swear.
His DMs are full of pictures of him with a horse. And a donut.
He told me, 'I just had a baby with my neighbor's cat. It's a jackwilly now.'