Jackwilly
A guy who's so horny, he'll sleep with anything that blinks. Even if it's a sock with a face.
He married a cow. And a robot. And a hot dog. He's a jackwilly.
He texted me: 'I just had sex with my neighbor's goldfish. It was wild.'
He told his mom, 'I'm not coming home. I found a new girlfriend. She's a goat.'