Hairmary

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A Hairmary is a total legend. She’s cool as hell and knows how to have fun. Don’t mess with her, she either loves you or she’ll rip you apart. She’s loyal and will stick by you, but don’t test her luck.
@Hairmary just gave me free pizza. I didn’t even ask. #blessed
I tried to flirt with Hairmary. Now I have a black eye. #notworthit
Hairmary’s my best friend. She’s also my worst enemy. #bestfriendworstenemy
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Hairmary is a rare type of person. She’s chill, knows how to party, and doesn’t take any bull. If she likes you, she’ll treat you like royalty. If she doesn’t, you’re doomed.
Hairmary said I was her favorite. I’ve never been more confused.
Hairmary ignored me at the party. I’m now officially dead.
Hairmary gave me a free drink. I’m now her slave. #slavery
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Hairmary is a rare beast. She’s cool, has a great time, and doesn’t put up with any crap. If she’s on your side, you’re set. If she’s against you, you’re screwed. You don’t want to be on the wrong side of a Hairmary.
Hairmary was my friend. Then I said she was ugly. Now I’m her enemy.
Hairmary brought me snacks. I now owe her my life.
Hairmary laughed at my joke. I’m now her best friend. #bestfriend
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Hairmary is like a rare treasure. She’s chill, has fun, and doesn’t play games. If she likes you, she’ll be your best friend. If she doesn’t, you’re in trouble. Don’t mess with a Hairmary, they’re not easy to beat.
Hairmary said I was her favorite. I now have to be her slave. #slavery
Hairmary ignored me. I’m now her enemy. #notworthit
Hairmary gave me a free snack. I now owe her my life. #bestfriend
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Hairmary is a total boss. She’s chill, has fun, and doesn’t take any nonsense. If she likes you, you’re in. If she doesn’t, you’re out. She’s loyal and knows how to treat people right, or wrong.
Hairmary said I was her best friend. I now have to be her slave. #slavery
Hairmary ignored me. I’m now her enemy. #notworthit
Hairmary gave me a free drink. I now owe her my life. #bestfriend
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Hairmary is a rare type of human. She’s chill, she has fun, and she doesn’t put up with any drama. If she likes you, she’ll be your best friend. If she doesn’t, you’re doomed. You don’t want to cross a Hairmary.
Hairmary said I was her best friend. I now have to be her slave. #slavery
Hairmary ignored me. I’m now her enemy. #notworthit
Hairmary gave me a free snack. I now owe her my life. #bestfriend
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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