Hairmary
A Hairmary is a rare beast. She’s cool, has a great time, and doesn’t put up with any crap. If she’s on your side, you’re set. If she’s against you, you’re screwed. You don’t want to be on the wrong side of a Hairmary.
Hairmary was my friend. Then I said she was ugly. Now I’m her enemy.
Hairmary brought me snacks. I now owe her my life.
Hairmary laughed at my joke. I’m now her best friend. #bestfriend