Hairmary
Hairmary is a rare type of human. She’s chill, she has fun, and she doesn’t put up with any drama. If she likes you, she’ll be your best friend. If she doesn’t, you’re doomed. You don’t want to cross a Hairmary.
Hairmary said I was her best friend. I now have to be her slave. #slavery
Hairmary ignored me. I’m now her enemy. #notworthit
Hairmary gave me a free snack. I now owe her my life. #bestfriend