Hairmary
Hairmary is like a rare treasure. She’s chill, has fun, and doesn’t play games. If she likes you, she’ll be your best friend. If she doesn’t, you’re in trouble. Don’t mess with a Hairmary, they’re not easy to beat.
Hairmary said I was her favorite. I now have to be her slave. #slavery
Hairmary ignored me. I’m now her enemy. #notworthit
Hairmary gave me a free snack. I now owe her my life. #bestfriend