Hairmary
Hairmary is a rare type of person. She’s chill, knows how to party, and doesn’t take any bull. If she likes you, she’ll treat you like royalty. If she doesn’t, you’re doomed.
Hairmary said I was her favorite. I’ve never been more confused.
Hairmary ignored me at the party. I’m now officially dead.
Hairmary gave me a free drink. I’m now her slave. #slavery