haberdasheried

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A fancy word for when people act like total idiots, usually when they're drunk or trying to impress someone. It's like when your cousin starts a food fight at a family reunion just because he drank six sodas.
My uncle did the haberdasheried at my aunt's birthday party by wearing a hat made of pizza crusts.
At the bar, my friend started singing opera to the bartender and it was pure haberdasheried.
My mom's best friend did the haberdasheried at the grocery store by wearing socks with sandals and a hat.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The wild and crazy business of picking out fancy hats, which is the most ridiculous thing people waste money on.
My dad spent $100 on a hat that looked like a chicken at a hat store. Total haberdashery.
My sister’s friend went to a hat store and came out with six hats. That’s pure haberdashery.
My brother tried to wear a hat that looked like a flamingo, and that was the most haberdashery I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A place where men’s stuff is sold, but people say weird things like 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' which is just a fancy way of saying they're dirty-minded and obsessed with your hair.
My friend said, 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' and I told him to go home and wash his brain.
My cousin asked my dad if he wanted to touch her haberdashery, and my dad looked confused.
At school, my classmate said, 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' and I told him to shut up.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A total load of crap. It's when someone lies and acts like they're not doing it, but you know they are.
My friend said he didn't cheat on his math test, but that was total haberdashery.
My mom told me I didn't eat my vegetables, but that was just haberdashery.
My brother said he didn't steal my pizza, but that was pure haberdashery.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Lexi’s favorite word, even though it sounds cool and fancy, it really means nothing, and she just likes how it sounds.
Lexi says 'haberdashery' in every conversation even though it doesn’t mean anything.
Lexi told me she loves haberdashery, and I had no idea what that meant.
Lexi says 'haberdashery' like it's the most important word in the world.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A fancy way of saying your junk, especially the hair on your junk. People use it when they're trying to be fancy and gross at the same time.
My friend called my junk 'haberdashery,' and I told him to stop being gross.
My brother said I had the best haberdashery, and I told him to shut up.
My cousin called my mom’s haberdashery 'beautiful,' and my mom looked at him like he was crazy.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A fancy word for an ass-hat, used so the ass-hat you're talking to doesn’t understand what you said and thinks you're being fancy.
My friend called me an ass-hat, but he used the word 'haberdashery' so I didn’t get it.
My teacher said I was a haberdashery, and I thought she was being fancy.
My brother called me a haberdashery, and I told him I didn’t know what that meant.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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