haberdasheried
A place where men’s stuff is sold, but people say weird things like 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' which is just a fancy way of saying they're dirty-minded and obsessed with your hair.
My friend said, 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' and I told him to go home and wash his brain.
My cousin asked my dad if he wanted to touch her haberdashery, and my dad looked confused.
At school, my classmate said, 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' and I told him to shut up.