haberdasheried
A fancy way of saying your junk, especially the hair on your junk. People use it when they're trying to be fancy and gross at the same time.
My friend called my junk 'haberdashery,' and I told him to stop being gross.
My brother said I had the best haberdashery, and I told him to shut up.
My cousin called my mom’s haberdashery 'beautiful,' and my mom looked at him like he was crazy.