haberdasheried
The wild and crazy business of picking out fancy hats, which is the most ridiculous thing people waste money on.
My dad spent $100 on a hat that looked like a chicken at a hat store. Total haberdashery.
My sister’s friend went to a hat store and came out with six hats. That’s pure haberdashery.
My brother tried to wear a hat that looked like a flamingo, and that was the most haberdashery I’ve ever seen.