haberdasheried
A fancy word for an ass-hat, used so the ass-hat you're talking to doesn’t understand what you said and thinks you're being fancy.
My friend called me an ass-hat, but he used the word 'haberdashery' so I didn’t get it.
My teacher said I was a haberdashery, and I thought she was being fancy.
My brother called me a haberdashery, and I told him I didn’t know what that meant.