Gaben Simp

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A Gaben Simp is a lazy ass who wants to play games on Steam but won't even pay for them when they're free on Epic. They just sit there and moan like a whiny kid.
I got free games on Epic and he still wants me to buy them on Steam. What's wrong with him?
He's like, 'I want to play it now!' But he doesn't even have the game. What's the point?
He’s a Gaben Simp. He wants to play games but won’t even grab them for free. What’s wrong with him?
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gaben Simp is someone who talks about how great Steam is but won’t take the free games on Epic because they’re too stupid to see it.
He says Steam is the best but won’t take free games. He’s a total idiot.
He’s got a free game on Epic and still wants me to buy it on Steam. What is wrong with him?
He acts like Steam is the only way to play games. What a Gaben Simp.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gaben Simp is a person who thinks they’re cool because they play games but won’t take free ones just because they’re too cheap to grab them.
He’s too cheap to take free games. What a Gaben Simp.
He wants to play it now, but he won’t take the free one. He’s a total loser.
He’s like, 'I want it on Steam!' But it’s free on Epic. He’s a Gaben Simp.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gaben Simp is someone who would rather beg for a free game on Steam than take one for free on Epic because they’re too dumb to see it.
He’d beg for a free game on Steam instead of taking one on Epic. What a dumbass.
He doesn’t even know what free means. He’s a Gaben Simp.
He’s too dumb to see that the game is free on Epic. He’s a total Gaben Simp.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gaben Simp is someone who’s so obsessed with Steam that they refuse to take free games on Epic just because they think they’re better.
He thinks Steam is better than Epic. What a Gaben Simp.
He won’t take the free game on Epic because he’s too obsessed with Steam. What a loser.
He’s so obsessed with Steam that he won’t even take the free game. Total Gaben Simp.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gaben Simp is someone who won’t take free games on Epic because they’re too proud to accept them and think they’re better than free.
He’s too proud to take free games on Epic. What a Gaben Simp.
He won’t take the free game because he thinks he’s better than free. Total idiot.
He’s a Gaben Simp. He won’t take free games because he’s too proud.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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