Gaben Simp
A Gaben Simp is a person who thinks they’re cool because they play games but won’t take free ones just because they’re too cheap to grab them.
He’s too cheap to take free games. What a Gaben Simp.
He wants to play it now, but he won’t take the free one. He’s a total loser.
He’s like, 'I want it on Steam!' But it’s free on Epic. He’s a Gaben Simp.