Gaben Simp
A Gaben Simp is a lazy ass who wants to play games on Steam but won't even pay for them when they're free on Epic. They just sit there and moan like a whiny kid.
I got free games on Epic and he still wants me to buy them on Steam. What's wrong with him?
He's like, 'I want to play it now!' But he doesn't even have the game. What's the point?
He’s a Gaben Simp. He wants to play games but won’t even grab them for free. What’s wrong with him?