Gaben Simp
A Gaben Simp is someone who’s so obsessed with Steam that they refuse to take free games on Epic just because they think they’re better.
He thinks Steam is better than Epic. What a Gaben Simp.
He won’t take the free game on Epic because he’s too obsessed with Steam. What a loser.
He’s so obsessed with Steam that he won’t even take the free game. Total Gaben Simp.