Gaben Simp
A Gaben Simp is someone who talks about how great Steam is but won’t take the free games on Epic because they’re too stupid to see it.
He says Steam is the best but won’t take free games. He’s a total idiot.
He’s got a free game on Epic and still wants me to buy it on Steam. What is wrong with him?
He acts like Steam is the only way to play games. What a Gaben Simp.