Paladino Eyes

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When your eyes look like two raccoons threw a party in your face and then left you to deal with the aftermath. Named after that guy Paladino who looked like he’d been fighting a bear and lost.
My eyes look like I've been crying for a week and then got hit by a truck.
He’s got Paladino Eyes so bad, I think he’s about to start speaking in tongues.
She came back from the trip with eyes that looked like they’d been through a war.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When your eyes are so tired, they look like they’ve been kicked by a donkey and then left in the sun. Named after that crazy guy who ran for governor and looked like he’d been through hell.
My Paladino Eyes are so bad, I think I saw my own reflection screaming at me.
He’s got Paladino Eyes so bad, he’s probably thinking about buying a coffin.
Her eyes look like they’ve been staring at a spreadsheet for 10 years straight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When your eyes look like they’ve been dipped in coffee and then left to rot. Named after that lunatic Paladino who looked like he’d been living in a trash can.
My Paladino Eyes are so bad, I think I could start a fire with them.
He’s got Paladino Eyes so bad, I’m not sure if he’s alive or just pretending.
Her eyes look like they’ve been in a fight with a monster and lost.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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