Paladino Eyes
When your eyes look like two raccoons threw a party in your face and then left you to deal with the aftermath. Named after that guy Paladino who looked like he’d been fighting a bear and lost.
My eyes look like I've been crying for a week and then got hit by a truck.
He’s got Paladino Eyes so bad, I think he’s about to start speaking in tongues.
She came back from the trip with eyes that looked like they’d been through a war.