Paladino Eyes
When your eyes are so tired, they look like they’ve been kicked by a donkey and then left in the sun. Named after that crazy guy who ran for governor and looked like he’d been through hell.
My Paladino Eyes are so bad, I think I saw my own reflection screaming at me.
He’s got Paladino Eyes so bad, he’s probably thinking about buying a coffin.
Her eyes look like they’ve been staring at a spreadsheet for 10 years straight.