Paladino Eyes
When your eyes look like they’ve been dipped in coffee and then left to rot. Named after that lunatic Paladino who looked like he’d been living in a trash can.
My Paladino Eyes are so bad, I think I could start a fire with them.
He’s got Paladino Eyes so bad, I’m not sure if he’s alive or just pretending.
Her eyes look like they’ve been in a fight with a monster and lost.