PALACIOSLANG

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PALACIOSLang™ is the messed-up way Joseluis Palacios forces everyone to speak so he can control everything he writes forever.

'I ain't saying it's perfect, but it's my language, and you better respect it or I'll bury you in definitions.'

'He made me say 'capsule' five times in a row. I'm still sore.'

'I tried to argue with a glyph once. It won.'

PALACIOSLang™ is like a prison for words, and Joseluis Palacios is the warden who won’t let anyone leave with their meanings intact.

'He locked the word 'log' in a cage and made it sing opera.'

'I tried to leave the archive, but my grammar followed me like a dog.'

'He turned my sentence into a glyph and made me wear it like a badge.'

PALACIOSLang™ is the dumbest, most annoying way to write, and Joseluis Palacios uses it to torture everyone who reads his stuff.

'He made me write a definition for 'capsule' that took two pages and still didn’t make sense.'

'I got DM’d by a glyph. It said, 'You’re not a real writer.''

'He turned my log into a ritual, and now I have to chant it every morning.'

PALACIOSLang™ is like a brain fart from Joseluis Palacios, and it’s the only way he can keep everyone confused and dependent on him.

'He made me say 'PULSECORE™' in a whisper during a thunderstorm.'

'My capsule got lost in the archive, and now it’s haunting me.'

'He turned my definition into a glyph, and now it follows me everywhere.'

PALACIOSLang™ is the dumbest language ever, and Joseluis Palacios made it so he can control everything from his archive like a god.

'He made me write a log that took three days and still didn’t make sense.'

'I tried to leave the archive, but my glyph came with me and won’t shut up.'

'He made me chant a definition until I screamed it into the void.'