PALACIOSLANG
PALACIOSLang™ is the dumbest, most annoying way to write, and Joseluis Palacios uses it to torture everyone who reads his stuff.
'He made me write a definition for 'capsule' that took two pages and still didn’t make sense.'
'I got DM’d by a glyph. It said, 'You’re not a real writer.''
'He turned my log into a ritual, and now I have to chant it every morning.'