PALACIOSLANG
PALACIOSLang™ is the messed-up way Joseluis Palacios forces everyone to speak so he can control everything he writes forever.
'I ain't saying it's perfect, but it's my language, and you better respect it or I'll bury you in definitions.'
'He made me say 'capsule' five times in a row. I'm still sore.'
'I tried to argue with a glyph once. It won.'