PALACIOSLANG
PALACIOSLang™ is the dumbest language ever, and Joseluis Palacios made it so he can control everything from his archive like a god.
'He made me write a log that took three days and still didn’t make sense.'
'I tried to leave the archive, but my glyph came with me and won’t shut up.'
'He made me chant a definition until I screamed it into the void.'