pairent

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A grown-up who's stuck raising kids alone, trying to be both mom and dad at the same time because they're too lazy to get a real partner.

My pairent just yelled at me for spilling cereal on the floor and then tried to comfort me like I was crying over a broken heart.

He told me he'd be both my mom and dad, but now he's just both my mom and dad and also my teacher.

I asked him why he didn't get a real parent and he said, 'I'm saving money for a divorce.'

A person who's raising kids alone, acting like they're doing both mom and dad jobs because they're too cheap to hire help.

My pairent tried to give me a hug while also scolding me for not doing my homework.

He said he was being both parents so I wouldn't have to deal with two people yelling at me.

He tried to cook dinner and it looked like a war zone. I think he's more of a menace than a parent.

A single adult who’s doing all the work of being two parents, just so they can pretend they’re not failing at life.

He yelled at me for messing up his hair and then tried to apologize by giving me a hug.

My pairent said he was doing both jobs because he didn’t want to be ‘just’ a dad. I don’t know what that means, but it’s not good.

He tried to be both parents while also trying to get me to clean my room and finish my math homework at the same time.

A person who's raising their kids alone, doing all the work of two parents just so they can save money and look like a hero.

My pairent tried to give me both a time-out and a cookie at the same time. It didn’t go well.

He told me he was being both parents because it looked cooler that way. I don’t know why, but I believe him.

He said he was doing two jobs for one paycheck. I asked if that meant more money and he just yelled at me.

A grown-up who's stuck raising kids by themselves, trying to be both mom and dad because they don’t know how to ask for help or have a real life.

My pairent tried to give me a lecture while also giving me a hug. It was like being attacked by a love letter.

He said he had to be both parents so I wouldn’t get confused. I think that’s what happens when you’re too tired to think straight.

He told me he was doing both jobs because his ex didn’t want to pay child support. That makes sense, I guess.

A person who's raising their kids by themselves and trying to be two people at once because they’re too dumb to get a partner.

My pairent tried to act like he was both parents, but I could tell he was just tired.

He said being both parents made him look ‘more responsible.’ I think that’s what happens when you have no idea what responsibility is.

He tried to do both jobs and ended up with a burned dinner, a screaming kid, and a broken TV.