pairent
A person who's raising kids alone, acting like they're doing both mom and dad jobs because they're too cheap to hire help.
My pairent tried to give me a hug while also scolding me for not doing my homework.
He said he was being both parents so I wouldn't have to deal with two people yelling at me.
He tried to cook dinner and it looked like a war zone. I think he's more of a menace than a parent.