pairent
A person who's raising their kids by themselves and trying to be two people at once because they’re too dumb to get a partner.
My pairent tried to act like he was both parents, but I could tell he was just tired.
He said being both parents made him look ‘more responsible.’ I think that’s what happens when you have no idea what responsibility is.
He tried to do both jobs and ended up with a burned dinner, a screaming kid, and a broken TV.