pairent
A person who's raising their kids alone, doing all the work of two parents just so they can save money and look like a hero.
My pairent tried to give me both a time-out and a cookie at the same time. It didn’t go well.
He told me he was being both parents because it looked cooler that way. I don’t know why, but I believe him.
He said he was doing two jobs for one paycheck. I asked if that meant more money and he just yelled at me.