pagussy

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A pagussy is a fake-red-haired freak who wears all black and laughs so hard at British jokes they probably peed themselves.

'I died laughing when the guy said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' I'm still sore from it.'

'That British guy on the bus told a joke about tea and I screamed.'

'I saw a pagussy in the mall laughing at a pun about biscuits and I wanted to punch them.'

A pagussy is a fake-haired monster who wears black like it's a religion and thinks British jokes are the best thing since sliced bread.

'I was at the store and a pagussy laughed so loud at a joke about the Queen I thought the store was on fire.'

'My friend told me a British joke and I became a pagussy.'

'That fake-haired freak at the park was cackling at a joke about the weather.'

A pagussy is a hair-fake, black-wearing, British-joke-obsessed lunatic who probably eats biscuits for breakfast and laughs at puns.

'I walked past a pagussy who was laughing at a pun about crumpets and I almost tripped.'

'That fake-haired person in the office was howling at a joke about the Queen.'

'I tried to talk to a pagussy, but they were too busy laughing at a joke about tea.'