pagussy - A pagussy is a fake-red-haired freak who wears all black and

A pagussy is a fake-red-haired freak who wears all black and laughs so hard at British jokes they probably peed themselves.

'I died laughing when the guy said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' I'm still sore from it.'

'That British guy on the bus told a joke about tea and I screamed.'

'I saw a pagussy in the mall laughing at a pun about biscuits and I wanted to punch them.'